Aliens Hold Congress
It was announced by scientists on this day that Aliens had held congress with leading humans to reveal in reality that we have believed in biblical falsehood and to declare…
New Balances.
Whatever happened to that familiar face, the one that went around the world-changing the direction of lives and deaths of millions, it was such a facade someone caught you unauthorised…
The Great Council Tax Rip Off
The great council tax rip off yes here we go, cuts in services inconsistent council tax increases. The difficultly that I have with this particular tax is that year upon…
I Cry For The Celeb.
Do you remember crying in your beer for a dead star you thought you might know today. Do you cry for a celebrity who brings no joy, never makes you…
Pluto The Flat Cat That Went Splat.
An epitaph to the feline friend of Mason Cult. Stone cats in the sun will they ever live again, feral destiny was never good my squashed cat friend has expired.…