Aliens Hold Congress
It was announced by scientists on this day that Aliens had held congress with leading humans to reveal in reality that we have believed in biblical falsehood and to declare…
If I…
If I am re-incarnated as a cat I will sleep upon cord jackets, I have now seen in my human life thus far the comfort and peace within the cat,…
I Cry For The Celeb.
Do you remember crying in your beer for a dead star you thought you might know today. Do you cry for a celebrity who brings no joy, never makes you…
Pluto The Flat Cat That Went Splat.
An epitaph to the feline friend of Mason Cult. Stone cats in the sun will they ever live again, feral destiny was never good my squashed cat friend has expired.…
Mr Beeching Killed Me
A story from Mason Cult on the impact of withdrawing rail services back in the day by Mr Beeching. Longing for the sound of the train, but there is no…